At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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