You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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