Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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