But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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