Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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