You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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