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go home
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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