But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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