Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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