we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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