There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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