Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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