Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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