I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My vagina is very pro this idea
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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