I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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