hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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