Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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