I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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