i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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