when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
