If i come over, it means nothing
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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