on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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