she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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