She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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