Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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