Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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