No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Come on in and take your pants off
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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