I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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