is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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