Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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