its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My bed smells like the plague
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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