Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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