All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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