break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
