Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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