found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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