Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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