That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
