How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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porn star boner night. come get it.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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