Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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