Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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