I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize
