the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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