tell your sister to shave her snatch
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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