Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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