Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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