You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I need water and some morals
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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