I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
they're like a gay fantastic four
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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