So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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