Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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