So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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