So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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