I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My life is pants optional.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
