he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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