no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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