swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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