he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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