so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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